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My mom on Theon’s fighting skills:
There was something else; it was about Theon. Roderick put a sword in his hand? Well, he didn’t teach him how to use it. It took him like a lot of whacks to get the head off and he had to kick it off.
And then when he punched that other one, it hurt his hand like he’s a little boy. He started kicking instead. He likes to kick. He’s fights like a little boy.
He reminds me of Joffrey.
S2.E7 & S2.E8
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My mom on Theon’s sexual prowess:
Oh, Theo or Eon…you know, the pirate dude…he doesn’t know where to put it. really…I thought that scene with Sam and Jon it really shows how inexperienced they all are. None of these men know where to put it. Anatomically speaking, a woman’s body is designed to do it face to face. All they’re doing is humping and grumping. They are nothing but little boys and they don’t know where to put it.
Did you see how limp he was? No man would go limp that fast. Not if he was virile.
S1.E5
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My mom on Theon Greyjoy:
Who’s this Eon character? He looks like the oldest son. I can’t tell him apart, but I think Eon is supposed to be some kind of servant. He’s the oldest son’s manservant or something.
S1.E4
