My mom on Jon and Ygritte:
Aw, she really loved him. She couldn’t kill him. I suppose it was poignant or poetic or whatever, that the kid killed her. Whatever.
My mom on Sansa’s evolution:
She is not a little girl anymore! Whoa! She grew up overnight. She’s not a girl. She. Is. A. Wo-man! Also, she’s kind of dressed up like a bird.
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My mom on Oberyn’s fight scene:
Boy, he could dance!
My mom on the Moon Door scene:
Ohhhhhhh! Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!!! When Lysa flew! I KNEW that was going to happen. I could see that coming. I knew she was going to fly. I just didn’t know how she would fly. Hmm..
My mom on Jaime in this episode:
I’m really proud of Jaime and how he stood up for his little brother. He’s acting like a nice guy now and not like a….frat boy.
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My mom on the whole Jon Arryn reveal:
Whoa! So now Lysa’s the one who poisoned Jon Arryn? I did not see that one coming. She’s got the poison. But really Littlefinger gave it her. OH! AH! He also gave the poison necklace to Sansa. He’s the one running around with all the poison. He’s crazy.
How is a necklace even poison? How is that supposed to work?
….I still think Cersei had something to do with it.
My mom on Cersei’s grieving process:
What the heck is going on with Cersei? Is she going bonkers? She’s befriending Margaery and the Red Viper guy… Oh…kay….
I still say she had something to do with Joffrey’s death. Even if he was her son.
Happy Mother’s Day!
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My mom on last week’s ending:
Ugh. I thought I was watching something from Superman, for crying out loud. What with the ice and the baby and the ugh…
(More from this week to come)
My mom on Jaime:
I’m so, so impressed with Jaime. Did you see how he was with Brienne. So sweet! He’s come so far. He’s such a nice guy!
Me: But Mom, last week he raped Cersei!
Well…who’s to say how far it went—
Me: HE RAPED HER!
Okay, yes. Yes, he did. But I still say he’s still suffering brain damage from when Catelyn hit him on the head with that rock.
My mom on Oberyn Martell:
All I want to know is how old is he supposed to be. Not the actor. Lord Oberon. How old is he supposed to be? Because I’m confused. I think he’s too young. Like, what? He remembers his sister? Okay. So, that was, what? Like how many years ago? And he looks too young to remember anything.
Oh, and he is a handsome son of a gun—even with that moose-tach.
ANNOUNCEMENT: I am supposed to be hosting a LIVE webchat with Pedro Pascal for VH1.com (aka my IRL day job). I asked my mom who doesn’t understand webchats if she had any questions and she spent two minutes trying to figure out how old Oberyn would be.
If you have questions for Mr. Pascal, just log on at 2 PM EST tomorrow and ask! If you want to see how awkward I am via webcam, also log on at 2 PM EST tomorrow.
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